Me: I just want to slleeep
J: I went out last night cuz it was my friends birthday
And had to wake up at 5 am
Me: My body thinks it's 9 hours later than it is
I felt like I was gonna throw up at work all day
Me: ...Can we really even compete about this when it's totally self inflicted on both ends?
thingsmybrothersays: Kevin: Let’s see how stupid Cody is. I’m gonna text him “yo I lost my cell, can you call it for me real quick?” Me: Why? Kevin: If he calls he’s not my friend anymore.
Is it weird that after only 9 days, my house...
It smells different. Out of place. Woody. A little like I don’t belong. I’ve started redefining what I see as home, and I’m realising more and more that it’s time to move out.
Ok, it's time to return to reality.
I’m in love with Paris. Absolutely enamoured. It’s charming, the people are wonderful, and the city itself is beautiful. Part of me never wants to leave. Last night, we went to this lovely little restaurant outside of the tourist district, i.e. I HAD to practice my french, which was awesome. It was delightful, and even though there was a language barrier, we really hit it off with the...
Followers has been stuck at 69. You'd think I'd be...
Some people buy designer brand clothes in Paris to...
I buy designer brand pastries.
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rosalarian: filthyfigments: Since we can’t advertise by conventional means (loooong story), we rely very much on word of mouth to spread the news about our comics. We really appreciate you following us, and it would be really awesome if you could reblog us and help us take over the world with porno comics. As president of the world, we promise to have a porn shop on every corner, and free...
Ok, you know how everyone's like "Ooohh, Eiffel...
and you’re like “Yeah? What of it?” It’s actually really fucking cool in person.
It started out rocky. People told us to get off at the wrong water bus stop, and we had to walk for 15 minutes in 37 degree weather, me with my bag, and my mother’s extra bag, and go across 4 bridges, only one of which had a ramp for the stairs. Then, we had the crappiest meal on the planet. We thought, “This is Venice? THIS is the city every one loves?” I was ill from that...
There is this idea of “the slut” which is a mind numbing, blindly fucking...– The Myth of Being A Slut (via greg-pikitis)
Off to Venice today :)
Imma take a water taxi yo! Well. Water bus. Because private water taxis cost like 90 euro. I don’t have 90 euro to spare. Fuck, how am I affording this? I’m soooo brrroookkkee.
I spent a lot of today running around,
in search of the statues of the namesakes for the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles. I found all of them but Raphael, which is typical. He’s the one who’s name I ALWAYS forget -__-
Being single in Italy sucks
I’m not being melodramatic. It actually SUCKS. I swear every human being here is in this cute relationship, and I’m trouncing about the cities with my mom. Italy is wonderful. But Italy is also just a tiny bit evil. And hot. 40 degrees. WTF.
handholdingisnice: I want to see the lead girl in an action adventure movie wearing pj boxers with unicorns on them that she made in grade 8 home ec and oversized T-shirt from a thrift store because she got pulled out of bed to adventure. The main boy will still fall in love, despite her ugly outfit. This pretty much sums up why I love Angie.
There's something weird about it being 10 and only...
But you REALLY can’t eat during the day here. It’s too hot.
Italy: A place to lose weight?
So, I eat awesome food, laze in the sun, and thanks to the ridiculous heat, walking and sweating, and losing my appetite during the day because it’s soooo hot, that my waist is shrinking. Italy: A not so cheap diet.
Yesterday, I went to a small town in the Italian...
Down south, a small town outside of Benevento. We went to visit friends who moved away 3 years ago. They used to own a restaurant back home, and going there was like being welcomed into their house. The husband, of the couple that owned the place, discovered he had prostate cancer, and it wasn’t getting better.There was a new experimental procedure he could get in Italy, and frankly, he...
Thoughts while in Europe
Alise’s adventures in Europe through the thoughts / reactions I’ve had. In order: “Wow, fair amount of graffiti” “Is it just me, or are the waiters kind of cold. Is this an English thing?” “WOAH, EVERYTHING IS SO OLD!” “Holy fuck, I’m in a train. I hope I’m on the right train” “Adventtuuuuurrrreeee! Wait, what do...
Had the best meal of my life, today
I’m in heaven. Yauatcha was beyond words, amazing. Best service of my life, best food, cutest waiters. I loved every minute of it. I want to bring everyone I know there, so they can try it. I want to share that place. Why is it in London???
I spent my weekend living with ridiculous English...
Sooo many stories. A few bruises. A lot of lost memories. But damnit, it was awesome.
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the...– Ryan Gosling (via yourheavyheart)
So, I'm in London
There’s this thing they do, where during Happy Hour or whatever, they all stand outside the bar, smoking, drinking, chatting. Leaving their cups in a pile to be cleaned up and it’s kind of cool / bizarre to me. Also the piles of garbage bags that people will add their garbage to threw me for a loop as well. But enjoying myself. Had a ridiculous nap once we finally got to the hotel. It...
Shit, grandma wants to talk to me before Ieave...
So, I'm peacing out today for Europe.
Obviously won’t be tumbling a lot, but I’ll give you guys an update here and there. And if I die on the plane, I love you all..
How bout you, y’know. Get off the computer and maybe go to bed early. Since you have to work at 7. And then go home and do last minute packing. Then go to the airport. Drink like a fish to get over fear of flying. Fly for 9 hours. Oh, and you should buy sunscreen. Wait, what about going to bed?
Boob is itchy. Nail polish still wet. No solution.
Painting nails / packing / watching Doctor Who
One of those nights.
When does hockey season start?
timeandsound: brentseabrookshair: OCTOBER 9TH! We’re playing the Penguins first game! Suck on that, blow job lips! (See: Sid Crosby.. I’m not kidding. Lips made for blowjobs. I don’t dislike him. He just has giant blowjob lips.)
Trans Teen Superheroine
rosalarian: projectchancecomic: I haven’t 100% settled on her name yet, but I’m entertaining “Ale.” That is pronounced AH-Leh. We’ll call her Ale for now. Ale has been chosen for a dangerous task and given special powers to complete it. She has been promised a single wish upon completion of this task - anything at all in the world. She is a Hispanic teenager from a struggling working class...
My lists for packing: