June 2011
133 posts
Who has HBO, now?
THIS BITCH!
I am never, ever leaving my couch again.
Yours truly,
Alise.
UGGGHHHH
I don’t want to go to Bikram, but I HAVE to because I didn’t go yesterday, and I’m NOT going tomorrow because I want to go downtown for game one of the Stanley Cup Final.
Man up and get out of bed, Alise.
GET OUT OF BED!
Canada's first Naval ship was called "The...
May 2011
140 posts
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The first picture is you, the second is your...
fuckit-imastripper:
dumbledorable:
weshouldthrowpossums:
nothingmorebadass:
choose-to-forget:
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I am Quinn and my soulmate is Blaine….
I’m Kurt, my soulmate is Naya
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS THAT I’M KURT, AND MY SOULMATE IS BLAINE? HOLY FRICK. what…just…qwa?
I’M MIKE AND MY SOULMATE IS BLAINE. OMG MY LIFE IS BIKE CHANDERSON.
I’m...
Kevin: There was an old lady crossing the street and I was on the right lane and she was still on the left when the light went green. She had a walker so I didn't run her over.
This whole, eating healthy thing is getting to me...
Kept myself from buying candy on sale at Blockbuster. I’m craving HARSH. I want fries, or chocolate, or ice cream, or a beautiful passionfruit cupcake from the Frosting Cupcakery in Langley. I want key lime or banana cream pie.
I WANT JUNK FOOD!
It’s not like I’m stopping altogether. I’m definitely of the belief that moderation is key and if I don’t have some in...
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Date 2 avec l'homme Allemand:
First date had the homeless guy, second had a group of girls re-enacting labour on camera for a scavenger hunt. Apparently normal things aren’t allowed to happen when he and I go out.
Still no kiss, but joy oh joy, my shirt popped open like a GAZILLION times, and it was like “Oh hello ridiculously red bra, how you doin’?”
So yeah. I think I’m seeing him again?
...
My father is the most pessimistic man I have ever...
It’s why I can’t stand pessimistic people. You spend your whole life listening to bullshit about how the world’s out to get you, and nothing will go right in life, and you have two choices: take on the same ugly attitude, or start looking at things more positively.
In general, I prefer the latter, and so I choose to surround myself with positive people. Optimism is so important...
Today's been freakishly productive
I woke up, went to work, worked (obviously), got home about 5, and immediately commenced cleaning and laundry until I had to leave at 8. Room was sparkling, laundry was in the washer. I went, worked out. Died (as usual. WHY do I keep going? Probably for how hyper I feel after, i.e. now), then came home, drank a butt load of coconut pineapple water, showered, folded my clothes while chatting with...
My room is now pretty again
I always forget how awesome my room is when it’s clean.
Cleaning room, finally.
Then hot yoga at 8. Productive day!
Man, am I getting repetitive.
ON TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALSSS
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Dear Canada Post:
I hate you.
You are a slut.
A slut who won’t send my package to England on time, even though I paid extra.
Fuck you, kindly,
Alise.
Hot Yoga Update Day Two:
I feel like I’m in a lot less pain afterwards than I was. Only my mid thighs hurt right now, so we’ll see how it goes tomorrow.
The experience is still long and painful, and I find myself praying it will end, but once again, the moment the fans go on for the last stretch set and breathing exercise, it’s all worth it.
I’m a quitter. I admit that. I am so bad at keeping...
Hot Yoga, day two!
Well not yet. I’m leaving in about 30 minutes to once again be willingly tortured for 90 minutes.
I wish I hadn’t waited 3 days, but after nearly passing out giving blood (again) on Saturday, I couldn’t go, and the weekend just got busy. They recommend you go the first two days in a row, so I know I’ll regret this, but I’m hoping to go back tomorrow after I go...
Happy Victoria Day!
Well. Sort of. Since the actual birthday is the 24th, but in Canada, we celebrate it the Monday directly before, or after (Whichever is closest) so it’s a long weekend!
It’s also used as a celebration of the nearing summer, meaning practically all of Canada goes camping.
I’m going to this May Day Festival up at the Fort! It’ll be fun. Parades, pie, a may pole dance and...
Wooo, Game of Thrones!
Hoping for a a bit more Kahleesi in this one.
Oh man
So, I’m in this meat store picking up mushroom caps with my mama, when this lady’s baby / toddler-thing starts reaching for me. She puts him down to say hi, and he just runs up, hugs me, and cuddles up into me, and I squealed. Apparently there are just certain people he adores and I’m one of them.
So cute. SO CUTE. Doooownnnn, ovaries, down. Man first. Babies MUCH later.
Why am I wearing pants?
Hot Yoga Update:
SO MUCH PAIN!
Oh man am I sore. Hopefully it settles down by tomorrow so I can go again. I’ll take a hot bath to relax the muscles.
Oh yeah,
Went out with a ridiculously gorgeous guy from Germany last night.
Figured I’d share.
About 5 minutes in, a homeless man came up, and started telling him how gorgeous I was, how lucky he was to have me and that he should treat me right or he’d kick his ass. Then he asked if we were getting married and we were like “… we just met…”
Awwwkkkwaaarrddd.
Hot Yoga: Day One
Okay, so I tried hot yoga today, and I am not going to lie to you, it is like living hell. The heat is ridiculous, you ache. And it’s a full 90 minutes of it.
But the moment you step out, it’s like “Wow. I feel amazing. I can’t wait to come back”
There is nothing like leaving the room of death and thinking “I can’t believe I made it through the whole...
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Reblog this if you are suprised when people find...
uprightcitizens:
digimonye-east:
then I’m like:
I took out “literally” because it made no goddamn sense
“I was surprised.”
“I was literally surprised.”
/rant
There was a “literally” in there? Oh, Chris Traeger is judging this post so hard.
But actually, yes. Is that bad? I think it comes from being a super ugly kid. It’s so weird to me when I realize that anyone has an opinion of...
“This isn’t a job for nice people…”
– At work today
My goal for the summer is to lose a bit of weight,...
Is that too much to ask?
