A real conversation between my friend and an...
Lewis: Why are you even getting your doctorate? I have if from a credible source that girls just wanna have fun.
Unnamed Woman: *sigh* First off, Lewis. "Women" find earning a comfortable living and being professionally respected very... fun.
Unnamed Woman: Second, there are very few topics on which Cyndi Lauper can be called a "credible source", and this is just not one of them.
Ugh, I'm sorry
There is supposed to be a “Read More” break after the dry ingredients, but it’s not working… again. I’ll insert one as soon as I can.
Speaking of Food!
Wanna see my red velvet cupcakes? Oh.. That wasn’t actually a question. Also, I’ve given up on watermarks. No one’s stealing the food, and if they do, meh. Food is food. And I’m lazy. And tired. And am in need of a shower. Dry ingredients. Not much cocoa, though. We’re going for a hint of chocolate. These puppies are grown up cupcakes! More photos after the...
So, I’m finally getting around to creating a food blog. It is in existence, however, since nothing has been posted yet, I will not be linking to it until it has a post, which won’t be until school starts in September. But yeah, the idea behind it is the sharing of baking and other edible treasures with our fellow poor students. A lovely treat after a ridiculous night of studying or...
So close to falling asleep
Mom made terrible, terrible coffee this morning. There was no way I was drinking it. Now I’m tired. Naaappppppppp. Just an hour and 10 minutes left.
Starting a new blog
It’s called “1111 reasons I need to marry rich” www.golddigger2point0.tumblr.com Go! Be! Laugh! And realise I’m only being half serious. Though, right now Tumblr is messing up and not showing it how it’s supposed ot look… also, there are 5 reasons, not 1… Update: Now it works!
I require pistachio ice cream. NOW!
Does Anyone Else Think...
That The Back Up Plan and The Switch are like… the exact same movie?
DEALBREAKER.: EXPOSE: The Age Of the Sensidouche →
The time for meatheads has passed. Jersey Shore has rendered them a thin parody of their former selves. No longer will women (and smaller men) cower in fear at the site of their neck veins and tribal tats. We can watch them be reduced to thin caricatures for our amusement every week on MTV. They… Read and take heed. Ladies, we’re fucked.
Coke Talk: Coke Talk of the Day →
Okay, so I just finished watching 500 Days of Summer on cable. I’d seen it before and liked it, if but for no other reason than I got to watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt walk around in about a dozen different suits. The storytelling is a bit non-linear and has a dreamlike quality, so of course, my… I will keep this in mind.
This is my 200th post apparently.. or it didn’t count the last… either way.
This is my 200th post
That is all. There’s a lot of reblogging.
In this light
I can see the zig zags of the smoke from the incense in my room. It’s really cool. If it was vibrant enough, I’d photograph it.
You see those shirts that say
“I’m a keeper” First thought: Harry Potter? Quidditch? Then I have an “Ooooh” moment. Then I think. “Am I a keeper?” And that’s about the extent of it.
Part of me wants to stop studying and play with make up. Bad, Alise. Bad.
Things Unsaid (last words)
timeandsound: kittensandcigarettes: pissforpeace: ifollowthebutterflies: yerawizardharry: Regulus Black, to Sirius Black I tried to do what you would have done, in the end. Peter Pettigrew, to James Potter I wish I could take it back. Gideon Prewett, to Arthur Weasley You take good care of our Molly, you hear? Merope Gaunt, to Tom Marvolo Riddle Grow up strong like your father, Tommy....
Adventures of a Fatass
So, I read this food blog. It’s called Adventures of a Fatass This woman, although not my hero, is one of my favourite food bloggers who doesn’t actually cook. The majority… well, actually, pretty much every food blog I follow except this and another are those of people who cook and share recipes and photos. She cooks sometimes, but mostly, this chick is straight up...
everything in the sky: After the Rapture →
We all just kinda stood around for a while. Everyone was a little embarrassed, truth be told. The Big Event had happened and here we were, the ones left behind. It was like at a party when someone’s a little too drunk and makes a bad joke without realising the person they’re joking about is right… Really cool story. Check it out!
Tumblr is Broken!
It says there are new posts, but I refresh and they aren’t there! Boo, Tumblr. BOO!
Cut my bangs the other day
They’re not SUPER short, but short enough, that I really really don’t like them. Can’t wait for them to grow out. I cut them shorter than usual for Anime Ev. It was cute. My hairdresser Joe was like “Who are you being? I need a picture” and he pulls out his iphone and googles it. But yeah. I’ll be really happy when they’re back to normal.
Dawson: You’re such a pain in my ass. Kevin: No that’s Nolen.– (via thingsmybrothersays) Nolen is my brother. And Kevin’s right. He is. But I still love him.
There is something completely magical...
…about reading Harry Potter again when you’re older, and have read the entire series. It’s like, being 8 years old again, and rediscovering this world you only wish existed. Saying the spells under your breath, praying that maybe, just maybe this time, “Wingardium Leviosa” is going to snatch the newspaper right out of the hands of the guy in front of you. ...
Ok. The cake is in mah belly! (But I’ll buy a piece next week and make sure to take a picture)
Debating whether I should buy a piece of cake
On the one hand, it costs money. On the other… it’s cake. Chocolate, hazelnut, pecan cheesecake. In the words of Pioneer Woman, my skirt just flew up. Fuck it.
Mosquito probs won't die -_-
It’s got a pretty cushy life. Chill out. FEED OFF OF ME. Asshat.
I'm going to kill this damn mosquito!
Or hide under my covers all night. Whichever takes less effort.