July 2010
57 posts
If I could, I'd bathe in glitter.
Jul 1st
June 2010
38 posts
Jun 30th
2,281 notes
Is that a bad thing?
Alise: I think I'll just go to my school tomorrow, since I have to anyways for a research project, and get some help in the math assistance centre. Even if it takes me hours
Alise: Maybe I'll end up with a cute peer tutor *coughIswearIdon'tJUSTthinkofboyscough*
Tom: haha you're such a cliche :)
Tom: getting it on with your tutor
Well. At least he says it lovingly, with a smile XD
Jun 28th
The Parrot is Staring at Me..
Yeah, she looks cute, but I know what her eyes are saying.  “Imma drop peanut shells on your floor. Clean THAT up, bitch” We don’t make good roommates.
Jun 28th
Dear Ralph Fiennes
I love you. That is all. Sincerely, Alise
Jun 27th
Strawberry Banana Mousse Torte
Recipe via Tartelette Photos are mine. This is the beginning of the sponge cake. Just eggs yolks, vanilla and icing sugar, beaten into submission, so they’re a pale yellow instead of that super bright orange / yellow we know yolks to be. Mm. Icing sugar. I could eat spoonfuls of this stuff. They way it dissolves in your mouth = excellent The second part of the sponge cake. The egg...
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
Weirdest Dream Last Night
Soo, Apparently earth was ending…but it didn’t look like it was ending. I was out in the forest, by this HUGE lake / body of water thing, and we were all choosing to either get on rocket ships and travel to Gliese 581 C (It’s a planet much like earth, but really far away) or to chance that the world won’t end and stay here. Anywho, I’m with some woman and her...
Jun 25th
Jun 23rd
Jun 23rd
211 notes
Jun 23rd
26 notes
Disappointed Idealist: The ways of the Bat →
Me: Do you want to watch a Batman movie tomorrow? Samira: What is Batman? Me: [shocked] You don’t know who Batman is? Samira: No. Me: Do you want to know about Batman and just how great he is? Samira: [excited] Yes! I was really shocked that she didn’t know who Batman is. She is clearly… My name is Alise, and I approve this message.
Jun 22nd
I'm Not a Fan of Meat
But I freaking love the Olymel commercials. “They’re hot dogs, not Noah’s Arc”
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
997 notes
Jun 20th
I Have a Brilliant Cake Idea
But I’m not allowed to make it until I pass math. More incentive! HA! Like UBC wasn’t enough.. but seriously. Awesome cake idea.
Jun 20th
Jun 18th
2,446 notes
I'm Currently Dying >
Or at least, that’s how it feels. I’m finally getting better, but I feel soooo sick. Fever, chills that alternate with super over heating, clammy hands, head ache, stomach ache and I feel super weak. Finally took a shower. I’m just sweating again. Uggghhh. I want to get better. Now.
Jun 13th
Jun 11th
960 notes
Jun 11th
170 notes
Just for the Record
Steph is fucking awesome. I will not pass math without her.  LOVE YOU STEPH! That is all.
Jun 10th
1 note
"well i wouldn't have to wake you up by taking...
(via 2gayvirgos)
Jun 9th
36 notes
Bout to Make Cheesecake Brownies
Mom decided to bring in the kitchen ban again last night, so there were no pie pops, but there will be cheesecake brownies tonight. I’ll take pictures, but I may not post them. Mostly, I just need to work on my food photography.  Also! I made friend at school! It’s about time! No one’s social there. It’s a small school. People go there, then go home. I am currently quite...
Jun 9th
Jun 8th
119 notes
Things I Enjoy
I enjoy lying around on my bed with friends, just chatting. I find you have the best conversations lazing around, doing nothing, sometimes ready to pass out. Those are probably some of my favourite times. I’m not a big fan of once the sun goes down, at least not when I’m home alone. I enjoy the night MUCH more when I’m with friends.
Jun 8th
Essaying
This essay is the bane of my Monday.  The bastard is evil. I also don’t particularly enjoy the pieces it focuses on. Buttt, I have to get the sucker done. I’ve mostly just been staring at the page today. Finally motivated myself to work on it. When it’s done, I think I’ll make Luxirare’s Pie Pops They look delicious, don’t they? I’m pretty excited. Pie...
Jun 8th
WatchWatch
iammattjordan: thedailywhat: Lights Out: A man reconnects with his deceased spouse through old photos in a busted camera. [b3ta.] So, that was fucking heartbreaking. This is so sad. But so beautiful.
Jun 7th
554 notes
Jun 6th
1,085 notes
Jun 6th
3,783 notes
Harry Potter Theme Park
I’ve known about it for ages, but it opens in 15 days and I’m SO fucking excited. I need to get there. Soon. When I get married, can I honeymoon there?
Jun 5th
“Carrots are fucking the earth. a permanent erection, they push deeper into the...”
– Lorna Crozier The Sex Lives of Vegetables
Jun 3rd
Jun 3rd
JOB OPPORTUNITY!
My favourite adult boutique is hiring! What counts as full time work? I can only work Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday.. and only until August… damn. Should I apply anyways? Aww, hell. Why not.
Jun 3rd
Jun 2nd
Tumblr's Pretty Active Tonight
It’s kind of awesome.
Jun 2nd
Quickwitter: Please Help Us Help Reza →
lovelymarinewife: When I joined the “Justice for Reza” Facebook page yesterday there were barely 50 members in the group. As of this morning, that number has hit nearly 500 members and continues to grow…please help us to get the word out. JOIN THE FACEBOOK GROUP …
Jun 2nd
110 notes
Jun 2nd
Was Talking With My Best Friend the Other Day
She used to read children’s encyclopedias when she was little, I  used to read the atlas.  We’re a good pair.
Jun 1st