I saw a sign posting for people to join a team
An employment team on campus. To sell something. Employees must be 18+. Laugh, giggle, shop! A unique shopping experience. I’m pretty sure it was to sell sex toys, and that’s why it refused to specify what exactly you’d be doing. I laughed.
Someone says “Oh yeah, it totally does!” And then we become friends.
Every time someone compliments my purse:
Person: Hey, I really like your purse!
Me: Hey, thanks! It looks like an armadillo!
FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M ALL-IN FOR DECEMBEARD
timeandsound: improper: theadventuresofmichaelpawlak: NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER i support this. I shall partake. It needs to ennnnddd. Gorgeous boy in film class needs to shave that stache off, asap! ASAP! Pronounce it. Don’t spell it out. ASAP. I just can’t oggle him like I used to *cry*
Just made cupcakes
Y’all missed it! Another time. One day I will do an actual stream of baking. I think it would be fun.
Things that I imagine happen when people who...
“Why is there a penis shaped creme brulée on your dashboard?” “I follow this crazy chick who bakes a lot.” “… I repeat. Why is there a penis shaped creme brulée on your dashboard?”
tearriffic replied to your post: Jalapeno jelly and baking cupcakes jalapeno jelly O__o Don’t even get me started on how amazing it is! It’s only a little spicy, rather sweet. Great on crackers. And it makes a great gift. If you ever get the chance, try it! I swear, it’s delicious!
Jalapeno jelly and baking cupcakes
I love jalapeno jelly. Mum makes it every year. It’s something to look for at Christmas time.
I promised a coworker I’d bake red velvet cupcakes for her by Wednesday. But I can’t get into it. I’m considering doing a ustream of it. Just for the hell of it, and to make it more interesting. If you’d be interested in entertaining me while I bake, let me know, and I’ll give it a go. Let’s make this answerable. Were I to make a baking ustream, would you...
I've quite recently begun thinking of putting a...
Just because, well, why not? I’m 19. I work at job where they really don’t care about visible tattoos and coloured hair as long as it’s not offensive. It’ll grow back. Why not experiment? Not 100% sure yet, though. What do you guys think?
emilyevelina replied to your video:Two Door Cinema Club - Something Good Can Work … me too! they’re different tunes selected for the UK but i found Josh Pyke and Laura Marling with the free single weekly. Yeah, in Canada, we get both an english and a french single! I really enjoy french music, so it’s nice to find some here and there and broaden my tastes beyond Marie-Mai, Kyo,...
A friend and I have decided to have an 80s themed...
Christmas-y coloured spandex, shirts of whatever kind are 80s ish. Santa hats. Side pony-tails, 80s Christmas music and movies. Yup. We’re pretty cool.
My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her...– Johnny Depp (via wonkaschocolatefactory)
Anyone ever seen Sweetie by Jane Campion?
Lord, this is an odd film. A lot in it. But very strange.
Harry Potter moment:
Can I be honest and say I always kind of wanted Hermione and Harry together? It’s not that I dislike Hermione and Ron together. It’s that I always thought Harry and Hermione were cute. Also, they’d have the some initials, and that made me a giggle a little. But it’s neat, because Ginny and Harry look like James and Lily!
Went to an Arbonne party
It’s a make up / cosmetic company. I tried their foundation. I’m paler than they’re lightest shade. Le sigh. So pale >< I mean if I’m this pale in the summer, you guys can imagine how I blind people in the winter!
Made of Honour's on tv =D
I love this movie.
I recently added two new items to my list
You know, the one of men to date? Well, now it’s full and won’t allow me to add anymore in the note on my phone, so obviously I need to start making my way through. So, I’ve added a Swiss boy, inspired by this from the FIFA commercials. Some of you may have seen it over the summer. Pay loads of attention to me? Being as vain as I am, obviously I am so in. The second new item is...
And only JUST realised it’s only 5:48 pm. I hate winter. It makes me think it’s later than it is.
Not Getting Into Harry Potter Earlier
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is not getting into the Harry Potter craze sooner. I just recently fell in love with it and it’s about to end. [Female, 16] A true fan knows it never ends!
I know you've all missed me in the slightly over...
So, allow me to elaborate on my night. At work, my coworker asked me if I thought any girls on campus were cute. I then had to explain to him that I’m actually straight. He was very surprised. Obviously he hasn’t read this blog. (That’s a good thing, so I won’t hold it against him) I showed up to my friend’s after, we got dressed and headed to the bar the party...
Work, followed by 70s party tonight!
In celebration for the end of movember! So I’m gonna disappear till tomorrow afternoon. Ciao, bellas!
Spent my day at the Granville Island Market!
I bought some macarons. Pistachio, sesame seed, green tea, vanilla, passion fruit, mango and chestnut - whiskey. So far I’ve had pistachio and sesame seed and they were both delicious. The pistachio I bought at La baguette, while the others I bought at Chocolatas, a natural, no-preservative chocolate store owned by a belgian family. Comparably, the Chocolatas macarons are considerably...
foreveralostboyy replied to your post:It’s weird that a few months ago, I had like, 5 followers hey you. You know, I’m actually surprised that you only have a few followers. I haven’t been posting on this blog much anymore, but you can follow this other one I’ve got going if you like! bronchialtrees.tumblr.com stay coooll Hey you! You don’t have an ask box on that one, so...
Oh my goodness!
I just told the dog she was in my spot, so she got up and moved to the other side of the couch. I don’t often say this… because to be honest, it’s not often true, but damn! My dog is smart! Atta girl.
and debating whether or not I would ever sleep with the lead singer of Neon Trees, were the opportunity to arise. I’m thinking yes. I hope he’s as nuts in the bedroom as he is on stage.
It’s snowing more! And I have to go downtown! What the hell! It’s like mother nature’s all “Oh look, Alise needs to make the hour long trek to Vancouver. I’m going to make it difficult!” That bitch.
sweetupndown replied to your post:It’s weird that a few months ago, I had like, 5 followers WHAAAAT?! But you blog is so quality more people need to reeeeaaaad it! And you are so sweet and adorable and you always make me laugh and just GEEEZ! chrisboyle replied to your post: It’s weird that a few months ago, I had like, 5 followers only 20! wtf lemme recommend you Haha, oh dear....
Listening to dubstep Tom sent me
How did I not know about this before recently?
It's weird that a few months ago, I had like, 5...
And now I’m in the twenties. I know that’s not considered much at all, but I’m a humble person, and if over a hundred people were interested in my life, I’d be a little weirded out / blown over / have the biggest ego ever and it’s already big enough so that would be dangerous. I like this number. Trés bizarre, mes amis.
Major pet peeve
When someone places the toilet paper facing the wall rather than facing out. It’s ridiculously inefficient. I’d like to note I am only talking about the toilet paper placement, and only toilet paper placement. No other washroom happenings will occur in this post. For the record; YES: NO: I’m sorry. It’s unacceptable. And I am adamant about that fact. I’m not...
Long johns, an over-sized plaid shirt and slippers...
It’s practically Canadian lingerie in the winter! I kid, I kid! We also wear scarves.
Skating with the Stars?
Seeing as straight figure skater is on my list, I approve of this. A lot.
Did I mention Mandlebars didn't come in today?
He’s always in on a Wednesday! My heart, she is broken! I’m kidding. It’s not broken. Just a little disappointed. There are only 2 - 3 weeks left of class. I need to get my flirt on because I don’t know if I’ll be working at the same time he has break after this semester. … One day he or one of my other crushes is going to find my blog and file a restraining...
Just got a ticket
And now dad won’t be allowing me the car till end of December. Fuuuuccck. Oh well. My fault. I should know better. Karma. I need a bath. If I smoked, this would be one of those times where I’d need a smoke.
Found another cricket downstairs
But I let him go! I have not made amends for the last one, but at least I spared this one’s life, as much as they freak me out.
Welcome, mrsfrenchfries! You don’t have an ask box or at least, it won’t let me view it, so figured I’d say thanks for the follow on here. Hope you’re enjoying what you see.
I get whiney every Tuesday night
I don’t wanna go to accounting. That class makes me cry. Wah, wah, wah. Bitch, bitch, whine, whine. Me, me, me.
“Dobby didn’t mean to kill anyone. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure”
Currently discussing how my friend and I will...
For those Americans doing Thanksgiving soon,
Pioneer Woman is doing a series of Thanksgiving themed recipes. She competed with Bobby Flay on Throwdown for an entire Thanksgiving dinner (Which I can’t watch because it hasn’t premiered in Canada. Argghjdgfiagf). Anywho, so a lovely Bobby Flay Pumpkin Bread Pudding recipe is up there too. If you’re not 100% sure what you’re cooking, check out what she’s got. (Last...
I love you. Just thought I’d put that out there. It’s been nice having a few followers and getting to know you guys =) That’s all! -Alise