GOING TO GO NUTS FROM THE BOREDOM

You know how people think they belong in another era, or think other eras were the “good ol’ days”?

I don’t get that. I don’t wish I was born in the Renaissance or during the French Revolution (I’m Marie Antoinette reincarnate, not Alise: Time Traveller); the 20s, 50s, 60s and 70s were cool, but I’m quite happy in the present.

Yeah all those eras had awesome things, but they also had their own problems too, just like we do. And to be perfectly honest, all things considered, I think 2012 is pretty fucking awesome too.

You are literally the cutest.

My dear friend uses the word “literally” quite correctly here, as I am actually, and literally, the cutest person on the planet. Ever.

Yup!

Take THAT, Shirley Temple, and shove it in your delicious, non-alcoholic drink that I still totally order.